The Matisse Crew – Hilarious!

I don’t have a whole lot to say about this except that it’s hilarious! ….so sad I missed it! Sheena looks amazing as a white trash mamma!! Sounds like everyone had fun and leave it to Zappos to through such a fun event. Maybe next year shoebizness will sponsor a hole!

ZALLOWEEN

Halloween has come and gone, but my photos last forever…

So, we sponsored a hole at the Zappos Zalloween Golf Charity Event. Otherwise known as, buyers, reps and drinkers best ball. Matisse was there to compete and to run hole #2. Being that I personally think golf is the most boring sport on Earth, I was designated to be in charge of our sponsored hole. Which meant, yours truly was running the beer bong hole! Radical, right?  This completely excited me and I went to work on costumes and golf cart decorations. Luckily, my west coast doggie, Craig Robbins also loves to dress up we spent a few days contemplating what to be. We decided upon a Hillbilly-trashy-Dukes of Hazzard motif. (See photo above)

Craig Robbins, best looking. So good lookinh that the Osombrosa Tequila girl offered to let him motor boat in exchange for his trucker hat.

We showed up to Vegas a day early to gamble, drink and play. This equated to me being hung-over and a little richer on Friday morning. We met in boss man’s suite and I applied fake tattoos and cut arms off flannel shirts to ensure we all looked like our trashy alter egos. It wasn’t hard for some odd reason J. We showed up and were applauded for our costumes and golf cart deck out. (Side note; our golf cart was adorned to look like the General Lee, complete with confederate flag and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer cans dragging behind.) I hit the bar due to my hangover and thought it best to inject bloody mary’s into my aching body. It’s amazing what a little tomato juice will do for you. 

The boys headed out to golf and I took my post at hole #2 with our buyer and the junior buyer. The girls were so game, and got right into the swing of things. After all, they needed to practice using the beer bong for proper technique. Our hole objective was simple, successfully pound a beer bong = get a stroke off that hole. Everyone partook, as they all pretty much needed the help. Miller Lite kept us loaded so we were able to drink and fill beer bongs at whim. Thus, the inevitable, bloody mary’s and beer bongs took me back to my previous nights state. It worked with my costume as I never broke character and had a real looking baby doll on my hip. So real looking that I was stopped by a number of women who were observing me from afar and were very close to calling child protective services on me. It was a joy, as I really do love messing with people.

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Of course, there were the few lame-o’s that would come to our hole. I won’t name names, but I would love to. Lets just say the comfort footwear gang is freaking boring. I’ll let you guess who…

After many beer bongs and many, many more laughs, we headed back to the official ceremony for raffle prizes, costume contest and more cocktails. We won best golf cart, as the General Lee was complete with the Dukes of Hazzard official horn. I was told by an inside source that we were up for best costume, but couldn’t win it all. We were robbed, if you ask me.

The event was a total smash hit and we had the best time while raising money for the Nevada Children’s Cancer Hospital. It was awesome and my boys did me proud, we all stayed in character and made everyone laugh. For anyone who has attended a Zappos event, you know they do like to party, and this was no exception. I applaud then for going to such lengths to have fun and raise money for a good cause. Also, a shout out to my darling pups at Matisse, for they put the hill in my billy.

PS. This was an accurate and true account as to what went on at the Zalloween event, anyone who tells you different was probably working for a comfort shoe company.

PPS. Thanks to the sponsors, Miller, Grey Goose, Stoli and Osombrasa Tequila for getting us all wasted.

The End.

-Sheena

www.matissefootwear.com